A little cat chat.

My constants ( and I, hmph ) have a penchant for making linguistic errors. Have a good laugh.

On a very splecial (special) day, Mr Thilimingam (Thimingalam) ask his loved one to marry him. He took her out to drink mice ilo (ice milo). He was afraid at first. Did he make the roth (right) decision? Chappose (suppose) she turns him down? But, he managed to confidamly (confidently) tell her how she filled the grap (gap) in his life and asked her for her hand. She agreed. Their friends were so excited when they broke news to them that they foot (put) their hand up and started to clap. It is the beniginning (beginning) of a brand new phase in their lives.

Mr Thilimingam,

From the benigining (beginning), I said I am not giving a list. But, if you really insist, i can give u some suggestions. Maybe, you can give me a arod (award) for being a good friend. After all, there was never a grap between us in our friendship. Other than that, you can get me something from the pharacuticle company. It will be good for my health.

Stories contributed by Shalini

We have seen manner (many) crontractors (contractors).

Darsh’s dad wants to buy another Pricnic (picnic).

Douyt (Dirk Kuyt) took a bath in the bastub (bath tub) .

Ardim (and him)

Do you know what is the meet-fetre (feet-metre) relationship?

You still look the rame (same) after so many years..

Raven needs a dispretch (dispatch)  rider as he has alot of mail!

You like the actress Ratheyga (Rathiga)?

Linguistic Errors : Selva

Mutalikrishnan (Muralikrishnan) bought alot of fowlers (flowers).
The subjuct (subject) that I teach is Chemistry.
How is Sarop (Sara)?
My fave channel in H-bo (H-B-O).

At the end of the long load (road) of my education, I got my dugree (degree).

Please go for your focial (facial) asap.

Darsh is going to get 2 months bomus (bonus) this year.

Linguistic Errors: Darshini

I want to make my costume tan and tottered (torn and tattered).

Linguistic Errors: Navin RK

Give them a rounds of applause
We need to collect our celeficates (certificates).

Linguistic Error: Motteh

It’s seefer ( safer) to eat safefood (seafood). The rest are horridle (horrible).
The babies with deformalties (deformed/abnormalities) are killed.
Ooh! Let’s go for a sarprise (surprise) party.

Linguistic Errors: Kumar

Please webdate (update) the Upsite (website)!
I geel (feel) so fuilty (guilty).

Linguistic Errors: Vimala

That donce (dance) is very nice.
I like to eat chinnamon (cinnamon) bun
Teening (Teenage) Mutant Ninja Turtles are very cool.
Please welcome to xxx’s 21st birthday.
Ya-oo (Your) welcome to maiii (my) house. SP (MS) Subbhulakshmi will welcome you.
My meeshai (meesai) is thudikuranning. And my face is drown (round).
That paali (pail, vaali) is filled with water.
There’s a good arabat (sarabat, arab st) shop there.
You park in the wong (wrong) lot.

Linguistic Error: Sara

My kazman (cousin) got married in this temple.
We need to kontek mottek (contact motteh) about learning how to do the helicopter.
Rusheen is washing down. (Waseem is rushing down)
Dhool is produced by Megastra (Megastar).
Which is the advertising comperty (company) involved?
I want to get a good sound speaker (sound system, speakers) in my house.

Last woike (week) was quite a crazy one for me.  For some reason, I blanged (banged) against everything.

There was a big jam at the mouth of the entrance (mouth or entrance) to the carpark.

I cannot go, I turn red (the lights have turned red).

The breast (best) briyani I’ve tasted is from that restaurant.

The authenticness (authenticity) of  the cuisine is important.

Oorpuruka (Ooor poora/muzhuka) poi sollu!

I went to the Departure Call (Hall) to have ice cream

Eeee! you have BurBeer (Beer Breath)!!

After a tough day at work you must have had a few unscrew loose (screws loose)!

Linguistic Errors: Geetha

My bugger bigger than you, I eat already. (My burger’s bigger than yours and I’ve already eaten it.)

Linguistic Errors: Prem

I like to eat kitchen (chicken). But I prefer mytoor (mysore) mutton.
I very respect you (I respect you very much).
Most cows don’t. But some cow (yawn) alot.
Sha always gets her parayoties (priorities) right.
Sha likes to go to Newston (Newton) to drink soogarcane (sugarcane) juice.
Geetha used to live in Pu-G-P (PGP).
When is Planeta (Pradhana) Vizha?
I am very hangry (angry) with you.
I re dood (re-did, past tense?) some of my work.
My botday (birthday) is on a Saturday.

One day, Sha went to the klitchen (kitchen) and realised she was out of chocolates! So she decided to go to sreven (seven) eleven to get some.

You are such a weirk (weird) girl. That was such a clinamtic (climatic?) moment and you ruined it.
We should buy cloosing fash wace ( cooling face wash) for Sanjeev.
I think they bought the edible underwear from a sex sop (shop).

Slumdog millionaire should get an Ocar (Oscar) award!

That blueie (bluish) vedge (watch) costs 100 muli (dollar/ velli?)

Have you seen the room in my phone?

I want that speachy (peachy) drink.

My linguistic is bad.

You want to wear that dolly? (Dollar and saree)

That car behind us is yawning (horn-ing).

The last converchachion (conversation) I had with him was last night.

Linguistic Errors: Shalini

I want to go Jen and Berries ( Ben & Jerries).
We need to make some crikical (crtical) decisions.
I woke up with a stick knife (stiff neck).
We need more milo pilo (milo powder).

Linguistic Errors: Angelina

There are a lot of mattafias (mafias) milling around Farrer Fark (Park).

Linguistic Errors: Raven

You will sit on a relaxing malas chair (massage chair).

Some people are always talking of the peepings (people’s happenings), such as how much gross (gold) that woman is wearing.
The strage (stage) is set for us to partay (party).

Linguistic Errors: Nalini

Don’t throw tontrums (tantrums) la you.

I am going to give you a suspise (surprise)!
The turbles (tables) are not very sturdy. If we walk betwon (between) them, they might shift.
I don’t piver when I shee (shiver when I pee).
People will definitely smell (sell) it.

Subsequently time (Subsequently and next time?) we shall park at this place.

I was already a United fawn (fan) before you were born.

You look socked (shocked) to see me.

I need to prefare (prepare) for work tomorrow.

I had a brain weve (wave) yesterday.

We have gained on the dollar but loost (lost) on the stocks.

You never eat (read) Asterix when you were young, ah?

How many big functions must I be do?

Linguistic Errors: Venga

I would like to go for a medicure (pedicure and manicure)

Linguistic Errors: Puvanesh Aneh